When you're feeling down

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

The Surrealist Compliment Generator
It gives a different result each time you go to it or reload it (ctrl+r).

Examples I have gotten:

Fighting for the liberty of the fruit tree tastes nothing like the glint of sagittarius rounding itself around your uvula. I know the time will soon arrive when we will see people manufactured in crates and seives of glass.

Your eyes are like spheres of glue filled with shimmering worms.

I surmise that your basement is made of skin and is never depleted of nurses.