Five Things to Remember in Life

From Facebook:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. (Actually, it does, up to a certain point)

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the jerk's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk..

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