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Hilarious "reviews" of pepper spray. I hope nobody takes these off Amazon. The are hilarious. I'm going to save the pages, in case they disappear. From the comments, apparently Faux "News" claimed it is a food product!

Pepper spray would have been useful when I was doing substitute teaching in high school and especially in junior high school :-D

In the interests of full disclosure, I keep several cans of pepper spray in rooms of my home, and carry it in my hand when walking outside at night! I have never used it, and hope never to need it. I hope it will act as a deterrent to any need for it.

http://www.amazon.com/Defense-Technology-56895-Stream-Pepper/product-reviews/B0058EOAUE/ref=cm_cr_pr_fltrmsg?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0

Customer Reviews
Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray

4,189 of 4,261 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars
Whenever I need to breezily inflict discipline on unruly citizens, I know I can trust Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray to get the job done! The power of reason is no match for Defense Technology's superior repression power. When I reach for my can of Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray, I know that even the mighty First Amendment doesn't stand a chance against its many scovil units of civil rights suppression.

When I feel threatened by students, no matter how unarmed, peaceful and seated they may be, I know that Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray has got my back as I casually spray away at point blank range.

It really is the Cadillac of citizen repression technology.

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Published 2 days ago by D-bag of Liberty

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